Saturday, 13 July 2019

CluedUpp Game - "Sneaky Finders", Stirling Detective Day - 13th July 2019


Guest post by Buddy Paisley of 'Buddy Paisley's Detective Agency'.

After we got the call saying there had been a murder, me and my sidekick, Minty, hot-tailed it to 1920s Millingham, a city remarkably like Stirling in look and location.  Unfortunately, two of our team had to pull out. Wheels Tyler claimed he had blown a casket en route and Boaby the Hut reported he'd lost his stomach for investigation. Had Millingham's Scarlett Street Cutters got to them first?

Millingham's cops were getting nowhere fast. We were tasked with stalking the streets, tracking down virtual witnesses and eliminating suspects, along the way identifying the murder weapon. Luckily, the skies were sunny and the streets warm so this was one job that was going to be a pleasure.

We discovered we were not alone in our task. The cops had thrown the event wide open to a hundred teams, all with the same aim - to have a fun day out in the city centre glued to their phones. 

After we loaded up the game onto our app, we hit our first glitch: only 198 out of 201 images loaded with no recourse to retry. We prayed it would have no bearing on the end result (Spoiler: it didn't). Minty logged in too and we watched the intro video. After we'd clicked onto 'Find Witnesses', the map opened and the clock started, the timer ticking away with a deadline 5pm finish. Plenty of time for a team as intelligent, gifted and bright as us. 

As we began our investigation, with icons indicating the required GPS locations, we quickly realised it was not going to be that easy, not with prizes at stake. We needed to solve clues at each location before we could interview our witness (if they didn't hot foot it away, giving us five minutes to find them again). Some clues involved breaking codes while others were based on location trivia questions or simple riddles. As we had my detective skills and Minty's brains (and Google) we got most of the questions right. We managed to talk to everyone (with only three time penalties for incorrect answers), even finding a secret witness not indicated on the map.

We did pause midway through the investigation for a lunchtime repaste at an Indian restaurant, The Maharaja. We were surprised to learn the waiting staff hadn't heard about the murder or even the town of Millingham. Someone must have bought their silence. We didn't push it by using up our additional witness questions and tipped nicely for our delicious curry. We hoped it wasn't secretly poisoned.  

Continuing the search, we looped around the hill up to the castle to find the remaining witnesses, locating the final one fittingly on Baker Street. With all the witness statements in the bag (or app), we retired to a local hostelry, The Mint Cafe (at Minty's request - she had a mint-chocolate ice cream milkshake while I chowed down on a coconut slice and glugged a breakfast tea). There, we perused our clues and eliminated suspects and murder weapons until we were sure we had our method and killer.

Of course, we got it right first time. Justice was served.

We rated the experience five stars and viewed the finale - the murderer's confession. The phone charge was already down at 25% so we were glad we hadn't watched all the witness statement videos, instead choosing to read them along the way. 

We didn't top the leaderboard but we didn't expect to due to our long lunch break. Still, it felt good to see the company name up there. Maybe next time we'll do better (unless, of course, a mealtime gets in the way).

Thank you, Buddy.

Call the police there's a madman around - see below.












Thursday, 27 June 2019

GUN, Terrorvision, Wildhearts, Baby Chaos: Kelvingrove Bandstand, Glasgow. Thurs 27th June 2019



We skipped the first two bands as it was a workday and I couldn't make the 6.30pm start. Upon arrival, we collected our VIP laminate lanyards and souvenir posters at the ticket booth first then found a space to sit. There were plenty of places left. The gig was far from being a sellout.

Terrorvision they raced through just under an hour of their hits, missing out 'Tequila'. The core of excitable fans at the front bounced about. The band were okay, the recognisable hits going down better than the obscure numbers. My wife complained to me that she couldn't make out what they were saying (she's not heard their songs before). I enjoyed them a bit more tonight than I did when they played the Armadillo, supporting Thunder. This venue suited them better.

At 9.30pm, while it was still light but getting breezy and chilly in the open air amphitheatre, GUN took to the overly bare stage. The crowd came alive. Singalong choruses, catchy tunes, old material and new(er) stuff in their relatively short set of an hour, I loved it all. I'm still hoarse from belting out 'Shame on You' and their finale 'Fight for your Right to Party'. Super stuff.

They are THE band of my student years, their debut album 30 years old this year. It's like their songs have been with me so long they are now coded into my DNA. The Barrowland gig in December when they play the 'Taking on the World' album in its entirety is going to be a special one.

One thing that was odd to see but nice was the queue of people waiting to meet Terrorvision while GUN was playing. The band all posed for photos and chatted. Good for their fans but a bit rude.

GUN Setlist

She Knows
Don't Say It's Over
Better Days
Word Up! (Cameo cover)
Favourite Pleasures
Taking on the World
Take Me Down
Inside Out
Steal Your Fire
Shame on You
(You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (To Party!) (Beastie Boys cover)

Terrorvision Setlist

I Like to Move It (Reel 2 Real song) tape intro
Alice, What's the Matter
Discotheque Wreck
Pretend Best Friend
My House
D'Ya Wanna Go Faster
Josephine
What Makes You Tick
Oblivion
If I Was You
Middleman
Celebrity Hit List
Perseverance
(Song played from tape) Nobody Does It Better












Sunday, 23 June 2019

Rhod Gilbert, Kings Theatre, Glasgow. Sun 23rd June 2019



There was a problem with the sound at the beginning (nothing to do with his Welsh accent) but thankfully it was resolved to allow us to hear this great show. The Book of John relates to the snippets of dumbfoundedness spouted by his driver when Rhod wasn't allowed to drive after his stroke.

It was a difficult time for Rhod with his mother dying, his previously-mentioned stroke and being unable to conceive with his partner but thank God for driver John. Without his pearls, we wouldn't have been entertained for two hours (including interval) on topics like frozen prawns, Connect 4, infertility, dyslexia and ADHD/ADD.

This show is belly-laugh funny and beautifully crafted. The Welsh shy boy may have been away from the stand-up scene for eight but he's still got it.

Saturday, 22 June 2019

P!NK, Beautiful Trauma World Tour, Hampden Park, Glasgow. Sat 22nd June 2019


If Ruby Wax and Eddie Izzard ever produced a love child that could sing, they would surely create P!NK. With Ruby's accent, sass and lipstick, Eddie's dress sense, conviction and chutzpah, their little girl could do anything, even fly. This she proved tonight.

Twas a joyful night in Glasgow, where the skies remained dry, the face paint became glittery (not mine), and everyone was up for a good time, even the midgies. P!NK brought her A-game, with Cirque du Soleil acrobatics, fantastic choreography, a super band of musicians, brilliant lighting effects, and lots of skipping, bouncing and coordinated dance moves.

She rocked, she popped, she gave it her all and still made time to meet the fans. Her finale was breathtaking.

Did I enjoy myself?

Hell yeah!


Setlist:

Get the Party Started
Beautiful Trauma
Just Like a Pill
Who Knew
Intermission (Revenge Land)
Funhouse / Just a Girl
Hustle 
Intermission (Secrets)
Try
Just Give Me a Reason
River (Bishop Briggs cover)
Just Like Fire
Intermission (Women Are Strong)
What About Us
For Now
90 Days (with Wrabel)
Walk Me Home
Barbies
I Am Here
Intermission (Mt Daughter is Beautiful)
F**kin' Perfect
Raise Your Glass
Blow Me (One Last Kiss)
Can We Pretend
So What

Here are a few pictures of the night.
























Sunday, 2 June 2019

Kelly Jones, Glasgow Royal Concert Hall. Sun 2nd June 2019.



Support act, The Wind + The Wave played an acoustic set. The Texan duo's performance was a bit earnest and sedate but the girl's vocals were strong if a bit samey. Nothing special.

Kelly without the rest of the Stereophonics played tunes that were special to him from his back catalogue, including his solo stuff. It wasn't a night for rocking out, until the encore, but he gave good banter and showed off his skills with various instruments so all was good. His band were versatile too playing a range of instruments as the need required. He played a couple of covers, bringing back the support act for the Tom Petty/ Stevie Nicks tune 'Stop Draggin' my Heart Around'. They also presented him with a birthday cake on stage and we got to sing him Happy Birthday.

Because it was a quieter show, with less well-known songs, a few in the crowd, notably upstairs, didn't behave themselves and insisted in interjecting whoops and calling out his name. The all-seated venue also suffered from irritating people who kept exiting to buy alcohol, causing the rest of the row to have to stand on the way out and in again, then repeat the process when nature called shortly after.

Overall, I think I prefer Kelly as part of the Stereophonics but it was a different experience. At two hours twenty, he gave us a good value.

Setlist

Hurry Up and Wait (Stereophonics song)
You're My Star (Stereophonics song)
Rosie
Liberty
Suzy
Katie
I Wanna Get Lost With You (Stereophonics song)
Fight or Flight (Stereophonics song)
I Stopped to Fill My Car Up (Stereophonics song)
Before Anyone Knew Our Name (Stereophonics song)
Feel (Stereophonics song)
Mr Writer (Stereophonics song)
Rewind (Stereophonics song)
This Life Ain't Easy But It's the One We All Got (Stereophonics song) (Live Debut)
Rainbows and Pots of Gold (Stereophonics song)
Jealousy (Stereophonics song)
Help Me Make It Through the Night (Kris Kristofferson cover)
Stop Draggin' My Heart Around (Stevie Nicks cover) (with The Wind and The Wave)
No-one's Perfect (Stereophonics song)
Show Me How (Stereophonics song)

Encore:
Traffic (Stereophonics song)
Step On My Old Size Nines (Stereophonics song)
Maybe Tomorrow (Stereophonics song)
Dakota (Stereophonics song)











Tuesday, 7 May 2019

Hugh 'Shuggie' Jackman: The Man. The Music. The Show. World Tour. Glasgow Hydro Tues 7th May 2019. Opening night.



Life is richer with stories, like the one where a Hollywood star wants £35 for a programme, or the support act is a Clyde One DJ whose theme song should be Queen's Fat Bottomed Girls from my viewing position if I was allowed to suggest such a thing in today's modern society.

I was a little apprehensive if Wolverine would be able to entertain me with a microphone, some show tunes, an orchestra and some dancers.

I needn't have worried. He was bloody brilliant! (Actually, no blood - this wasn't Logan - but there was a little sweat).

The Glasgow audience had already taken him to their heart with his trips around the West of Scotland meeting the people and sampling the local delicacies, such as a pizza crunch and deep fried Mars Bar. He is a star but he's also down to earth and a decent bloke and this showed in his warmth.

He's also a gifted storyteller, with a great voice, bags of charisma, a wonderful self of humour and a talent to perform. And, at 50 years of age, he is in great shape, still capable of pulling a Wolverine body rage. (Kind of makes me think, where did I go wrong? Never mind. "This is me".)

The interactions with the audience were delightful, especially when he danced with Mary, who didn't want to let him go. We were treated to a solo song from one of his backing singers (Queen's "Somebody to Love") as she's from Glasgow fulfilling a dream she shared with her dad (who was in the audience) to sing solo at the Hydro.

There were surprises and spectacle and even a tap dance to ACDC. The night was special and unique, a story for the audience to tell their friends about how great it was. If you've got tickets for one of the other nights, you are in for a treat.

Set List:

Set 1
The Greatest Show (Pasek and Paul cover)
Come Alive (Pasek and Paul cover)
Gaston (Alan Menken cover)
The Way You Look Tonight (Jerome Kern cover)
I've Been Everywhere (Geoff Mack cover)
You Will Be Found (Pasek and Paul cover)
Somebody to Love (Queen cover) (Performed by Jenna-Lee James )
Soliloquy (Rodgers & Hammerstein cover)
This Is Me (Pasek and Paul cover) (Performed by Keala Settle)
Valjean's Soliloquy / I Dreamed a Dream / One Day More

Set 2
Not the Boy Next Door (Peter Allen cover)
Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do) / Don't Cry Out Loud / I Honestly Love You / Quiet Please, There's a Lady on Stage / I Go to Rio (Peter Allen cover)
Tenterfield Saddler (Peter Allen cover)
A Million Dreams(Pasek and Paul cover)
Luck Be a Lady / Singin' in the Rain / I Got Rhythm / Steppin' Out With My Baby / Sing Sing Sing
Tap Dance & Drums Medley: 42nd Street / Thunderstruck / September / Takin' Care of Business / Jump
Nomad Two Worlds - Art Song
Nomad Two Worlds - Inhibition
Over the Rainbow (Harold Arlen cover)
Die Moritat von Mackie Messer (Mack the Knife) (Kurt Weill cover)
From Now On (Pasek and Paul cover) (with Keala Settle)
Once Before I Go (Peter Allen cover)