Sunday, 19 July 2026

Maid of Stone Festival, Mote Park, Maidstone. Day 3 Sunday 19th July, 2026.


Scott's lurgy had developed from a sore throat into a full-blown respiratory infection, so he remained in bed on Sunday, skipping breakfast and missing out on the last day of the festival. 

Velvet Rush were first on. I heard their soundcheck from the barrier and was alarmed by how Sandra's vocals were being drowned out by the band. I could hear her, but she sounded unamplified. The festival had been plagued with sound issues over the weekend, especially during the opening songs. I hoped they sorted out the problem quickly when they were playing for real, as it were.  

I needn't have worried. Sandra's vocals were powerful and crystal clear. The band were tight, and I adored the music. Big thumbs up. 

It nearly never happened, though. British Airways mislaid their equipment. Fortunately, The Almighty stepped in to loan them theirs. This also meant they had no merch to sell either; otherwise, I'd have been tempted to queue for the meet-and-greet. They did promise a UK tour next year, so hopefully they'll come to Scotland.

Nature of the Beast
Thrilled by Rock n Roll

Queen Horizon did nothing for me, so I headed back to the Inferno stage for Tuk Smith & The Restless Hearts. They are a fun American rock band. I quickly warmed to Tuk's humour, promising they did not rip off Thin Lizzy for their song East Side of Town. The band intros brought a laugh too, introducing the guitarist as Keith Richards, the bassist as Ray Davies and the drummer as the bastard son of Freddie Mercury. I'd catch them again in Glasgow if the venue they're playing wasn't the Classic Grand - awful sound in there.

I lasted a couple of bars of Square Wild before bailing to check out the VIP acoustic set of Parker Barrow. They started off great, but I quickly tired of their sound and found a bench to sit on.

Heavy Pettin were big in Scotland in the 80's, until they split, the lead singer moving to the States. They recently reformed, but, again, I found their music didn't grab me. It seemed painfully retro. The singer's "Sheena Easton" Scottish accent sounded so weird when he spoke between numbers.

Silveroller were a revelation. Invoking an early 70's vibe, they powered their way through their high-energy set, winning over the crowd with their songs. They made a big deal of allowing us to be their witnesses as they signed their record deal on stage. The singer reminded me of Rod Stewart back when he was good, but Bob couldn't unsee him as Robin Askwith of the Confessions... series. A band to look out for.

I skipped Hannah Wicklund, waiting at the barrier for my faves, Anchor Lane. Hannah's music took a prog turn when someone pulled out a flute, but she won me back with a cover of Janis Joplin's Take Another Little Piece of My Heart. She lost me again when she overran, with both Anchor Lane and the Firestarter stage announcer annoyed at the delay.

Anchor Lane smashed it. The majority of the crowd had never heard of them before, but were mightily impressed by the end. I was even bouncing about, thoroughly enjoying myself. It's a shame I can't make their date at King Tut's this year as it clashes with Bloody Scotland. AL were my highlight of the weekend. 

I was disappointed not to be offered a setlist by the band, having stood at the barrier the longest. Conor gave his to a lady on my far right. Lawrence gave his to a lady on my left. I still got a picture of it, though.

         
It's the End, My Friend.

The rest of the day didn't excite me much. I've never been much aware of the Wildhearts. Ginger's terminal cancer diagnosis and choice not to have treatment brought out a massive crowd, there to pay tribute to his services to rock music. 

Aethoria didn't appeal, nor did The Almighty, even though I'm a fan of Ricky Warwick. Their music was a bit samey for my liking. Chez Kane, headlining her first festival on the Firestarter stage, felt like stepping back in time. Moulding herself on the likes of Pat Benatar and Lee Aaron, her original music is heavily influenced by the 80's sound, with suggestive dance moves and a skimpy costume. Her voice is incredible. Shame there were a few sound issues. I couldn't help but notice a familiar face in the shape of the guitarist from Tyketto. Apparently, Chez Kane is his regular gig. He and the other guitarist enjoyed themselves with their coordinated high kicks. A fun way to finish the day.

Except there was still Uriah Heep. I'd seen them twice recently, so we listened to the first couple of songs before deciding to return to the hotel, aware we had an early departure the next day. With Scott unwell, Bob would have to do all the driving himself. He wasn't looking forward to that.

The Sunday gave me pause to rethink whether I would return. The heat and the smokers had annoyed me, but at its heart, the festival had achieved what it set out to do: present s bands you already love and allow you to discover new faves. Still, I elected not to buy Early Bird tickets and wait for the lineup announcements first. 

I may be back.

Velvet Rush








Tuk Smith & The Restless Hearts


Parker Barrow (acoustic)

Silverolller




Hannah Wicklund (full zoom)

Anchor Lane




The Wildhearts

Aethoria


The Almighty

Chez Kane


Uriah Heep

What I liked about the festival:
The location of the VIP area;
the larger, more accessible set up for the acoustic stage;
the ceaseless work of the staff tidying the site;
the Roundhouse - big plus, with food and soft drinks on offer, providing additional seating and shelter from the sun;
the organisation to get us all in, checking tickets and handing out wristbands early.
the fenced corridors creating a pathway away from each arena to stop seats clogging up exits.
 
What I disliked about the festival:
The lack of a signing area/ merch stand at the Firestarter stage;
the crowd chain-smoking cigarettes
the sound issues, glitching guitars and vocals;
the Thursday Gatecrasher in its current form. It could be tremendous with a change in format - perhaps a curry night before a short acoustic set;
how the seating area proliferated across routes between areas - keep them penned in better;
food prices for what you got.   

INFERNO STAGE

FIRESTARTER STAGE

VIP ACOUSTIC STAGE

Saturday, 18 July 2026

Maid of Stone Festival, Mote Park, Maidstone. Day 2. Saturday 18th July, 2026.

 

Memories of Saturday
Saturday was a bit cooler initially, with overhead clouds and zero chance of rain. Scott had a sore throat, so we stopped in at the local Boots for some throat lozenges on the way to the park.

My view of today's acts:

Haxan, a female Welsh trio, initially held my attention, but after a couple of songs I wandered away. 

Untamed Silence: I didn't even get to the end of their first song before I bailed. Their look reminded me of a wedding/pub band. I didn't engage with their music. 

Xander & The Peace Pirates were superb. I didn't know the singer/guitarist was missing a hand, but if playing the guitar was a Paralympian event, he'd win gold. Great band!

Kit Trigg has been a favourite of mine for a while and today's set only increased my enjoyment of them. Vibing a boy band feel, only with rocking tunes in a variety of joyous styles, Kit Trigg have the talent to become rockstars. One day their time will come. 

The bassist complimented the audience on their plethora of hats: "There's even one over there waving at me." I turn around and see Bob's pink unicorn hat clapping.
 
Goin' For Glory (with extra arms from the people in front)

I watched Girlschool from afar. I felt a pang of nostalgia hearing their old-school heavy rock, taking me back to Bonfest last year. 

I skipped Rattlesnakes in favour of the VIP acoustic set from LN. Wow, what a surprise (and not in a bad way). I was not familiar with them before the festival. Dressed like extras from a Robert Eggers folk horror, LN is a five-piece Pagan and Viking metal band based in Newcastle-upon-Tyne, UK. Formed in 2021, they blend heavy modern metal with atmospheric folk, witchcraft, and Norse mythology (description from Google). Singer Ellen Hirst is an imposing figure with her long dreadlocks and stage makeup, dominating the crowd through force of will, regarding us as her peasants (she explains that's the term of endearment for their fans). Her sense of humour elevated the performance, ensuring we knew this was a show. Bob warns me the acoustic experience is nothing like their normal show. I'm intrigued.

Phil Campbell's Bastard Sons earn a large crowd in tribute to their late father, the former Motorhead guitarist. They retain that Motorhead spirit, even finishing on a couple of covers, Born To Raise Hell and Killed by Death. I appreciate them from afar.

LN's proper set is a completely different experience, best described as deranged. Ellen is in full weird pagan priestess character. The sound is heavy, as are the vocals. At one point she brings out a head on a stick (Donny, their mascot); at another, she bathes in sacrificial blood. She calls for the audience to split in half to form a battle line. We were to face off against our opposite in what effectively became a mosh pit. I back away. I'm not engaging. I laugh, though, when Dave, one of Bob's pals, wearing an Elmo hat, whips out his Elmo puppet to present his enemy with two opponents, him and the puppet. He didn't enjoy the mosh, though, as someone struck him on the back of the head. I guess they weren't a fan of the Muppets.

Snippet of Ellen's derangement.
I grab a burger and chips, along with a drink while Danko Jones performs. I can't find anywhere to sit and end up standing in VIP at a trestle table whose benches have been poached. 

By this time, fatigue is returning, so I go for a wander and eventually find a seat in the Roadhouse tent and listen to Battle Born. I like that style of fast-paced metal, but only sometimes and not today, not when I'm feeling exhausted. Their cover of Judas Priest's Electric Eye went down well. I head down to the main stage to catch Doro.

At sixty-two, Doro Pesch still has the glamour and style of a rock queen. I only know two of her songs from her time in Warlock, but hope to be impressed. It's all a bit predictable. The fist pumping, the calls for hey-hey-hey-hey. Her cover of Judas Priest's Breaking The Law was a highlight. I've seen her now. I don't need to again.

Two things pissed me off during the set. My elderly Mum phoned and left a silent message, then didn't reply to my text (she still never got back to me - I had to ask my wife to check in on her). The second thing was getting a whole pint of beer splashed over the calf of my trousers and right shoe, the drunk behind me discovering he couldn't hold three full tumblers at the same time. He became irritatingly apologetic, insisting over and over that it was an accident.  What a way to ruin a teetotaler's night - soaking them in beer. 

The Virginmarys held no interest for me, the memories of being deafened by them at La Belle Angele still vivid in my mind.  I waited for Saxon. 

I couldn't reach the barrier, so I found a spot relatively close behind some small people. Perfect! Only I was downwind of some smokers. I changed location only for others to light up too. It felt like being at the Barrowland in the 80's, my throat burning, my clothes stinking. Finally, I found somewhere else to stand with a clear view.

Then, as the band came on, a youth and his girlfriend pushed in beside me. He was exceedingly drunk. He held an unlit cigarette in his hand, along with a tumbler of beer. He'd drunk enough of it that, when he raised his cup to salute the band, none of it spilt, but only just. He'd look around as if his brain was operating on a delay, smile at his girlfriend and then frown when she looked at him like he was an embarrassment (which he was). Then, after some effort, he lit his cigarette, holding it in such a way that the lit end projected from between his fingers. He'd then forget about it, letting the ash grow long. Turning his body, looking around, the glowing tip of the cigarette threatened to burn a hole in my shirt. I bent my body away, but he was oblivious, too busy watching the people around. A female nearby took the initiative and guided his arm away from me. He leaned back and smiled at her, nearly stumbling in the process. He ruined the show for me, having to keep one eye on his behaviour instead of appreciating the band. 

One thing that struck me about Saxon was how much Biff Byford reminds me of Jeremy Clarkson: both overweight and proudly English, both alive thanks to heart stents, both nostalgic for the past. I don't know which one sings better.
 
The way the second day ended was enough for me to decide this would be my last Maid of Stone. 

Saxon Setlist:
 Intro from tape The Prophecy 
Hell, Fire and Damnation
Power and the Glory
Dogs of War
And the Bands Played On
Madame Guillotine
Sacrifice
The Eagle Has Landed
(Crowd given choice between this or Broken Heroes)
Heavy Metal Thunder
Dallas 1 PM
Motorcycle Man
Strong Arm of the Law
Wheels of Steel
Denim and Leather
Crusader
Never Surrender
747 (Strangers in the Night)
Princess of the Night    
(encore included in main set due to strict 10:30 curfew)

Haxan

Untamed Silence
Xander & The Peace Pirates


Kit Trigg

Girlschool (on zoom)

Girlschool (without zoom)

LN (acoustic)


Phil Campbell's Bastard Sons

LN (Firestarter stage)





Danko Jones

Doro



Virginmarys (zoom from the Inferno area)

Saxon


Biff blagged a denim jacket from a fan,
signed it afterwards. 



INFERNO STAGE

FIRESTARTER STAGE

VIP ACOUSTIC STAGE