Friday, 30 October 2026

Paul Heaton, OVO Hydro, Glasgow. Friday 30th October, 2026


How often can two people attend a top music gig at the Hydro for under £100, especially with added fees?  

Silly question, but one which Paul is keen to address. He sees no reason fans should be stiffed with exorbitant ticket prices, so he keeps them as low as possible. His fans come for the music, not for the show.

The drive in was smooth, with none of the holdups that had beset us yesterday. In fact, we arrived so early there was a feast of spaces available at our usual place. We waited in the car, then headed down after the doors opened. No queues at the security pod, and I got waved through without a frisk for the first time in forever. No queues at the doors either. Straight in, and up to our seats. This gig was a sellout, wasn't it?

The early view from our seats

By the time Lightning Seeds graced the stage, a small crowd had gathered, filling half the downstairs area. The band's sound was a bit echoey at first, but got better as the set progressed and more people arrived. Ian Broudie's voice isn't as strong as it used to be, and I noted him making musical choices when it came to setting the pitch. The band were n
evertheless entertaining, and their set was packed with hits. A terrific support act.




Lightning Seeds Setlist
Lucky You
Change
Sense
Sugar Coated Iceberg
Perfect
You Showed Me (The Byrds cover)
Marvellous
The Life of Riley
Pure

My wife remarked that she had an empty seat beside her. I joked that it would be funny if it was filled by the same man who had irritated her so much at Kevin Bridges. She gave me an evil stare, but my prediction didn't come to pass. The chap who appeared had been with his girlfriend elsewhere on the balcony. Unfortunately, they hadn't been seated together. The drinkers arrived, too, filling the spaces in the front row. They were 'happy' people, toasting each other and having a laugh. One brought four pints with him in a cardboard carrier. He did share one of them.

Paul and his band took the stage a little before 9 pm, catching out a few who had disappeared to the loo in the interval; fortunately, none in our row. We were blessed with people with infinite bladders and no desire to refill them, so we had an undisturbed gig. Apart from the guy sitting beside me, who must have had elephant-sized testicles, given how wide he kept his knees apart, beyond the confines of his seat, while holding his pint glass in his crotch like an erection. Fortunately, he never got so excited that he spilt any. 

I have to say I am not a huge Paul Heaton fan. This gig was more for my wife than myself, but I do admire his songcraft and appreciate his hits. He is a modern poet, with a talent for identifying the mundane and elevating it into art. He looks like the kind of man whom you would find in the pub, having a laugh with his mates, not realising the talent behind those eyes.

The gig wasn't without its flaws. Paul had done his back in, so he was a lot less mobile than I'd expect; though, against doctor's orders, he did attempt the Happy Hour dance (then, a couple of songs later, nipped backstage to get his back sprayed by a roadie). He uses a monitor for his lyrics, so he needs to wear his glasses to read them. That also means he sings on one spot, rarely venturing far, his eyes constantly glancing down. I can accept this, though, because his songs are lyrically dense, beautiful and plentiful. He gave us twenty-six songs over the nearly two-hour-long set. 

Rianne Downey's voice is strong, but I find her a bit nasal. She's young, but her voice lacks the maturity of Paul's previous singing partner, Jacqui Abbott. Rianne does provide a bit of glamour to the stage in her sparkly green outfit and cape, compared to Paul's dull parka jacket. 

The explosion of yellow streamers during You Keep It All In took me by surprise, given the tight budget, with only a couple of smoke machines and some fancy lighting to enhance the show. The big screens were used well to show the performances and even display the lyrics for the final encore singalongs. 

It was a good night and great value. As Paul said, other bands would have stopped after a few songs if you compare ticket prices. 

A gig not without flaws but still good fun. 

Videos

Don't Marry Her

Happy Hour

You Keep It All In

Paul Heaton Setlist
Intro music - Flower of Scotland (Roy Williamson cover)
One Eye Open
Sitting on a Fence (The Housemartins song)
I Gotta Praise (Paul Heaton + Jacqui Abbott song)
Sheep (The Housemartins song)
I Want the Job
D.I.Y. (Paul Heaton + Jacqui Abbott song)
Five Get Over Excited (The Housemartins song)
I'll Sail This Ship Alone (The Beautiful South song)
Fish 'N' Chip Supper
A Son a Father
Song for Whoever (The Beautiful South song)
Me and the Farmer (The Housemartins song)
Favourite Kind of Idiot
A Little Time (The Beautiful South song)
Heatongrad (Paul Heaton + Jacqui Abbott song)
Don't Marry Her (The Beautiful South song)
Some Dancing to Do (Paul Heaton + Jacqui Abbott song)
Old Red Eyes Is Back (The Beautiful South song)
Happy Hour (The Housemartins song)
Perfect 10 (The Beautiful South song)
Good as Gold (Stupid as Mud) (The Beautiful South song)
Good for the Bees

Encore:
Rotterdam (Or Anywhere) (The Beautiful South song)
You Keep It All In (The Beautiful South song)

Encore 2:
Prettiest Eyes (The Beautiful South song)
Caravan of Love (Isley Jasper Isley cover) 









Ticket Price: OVO Customer Presale Ticket (enter via OVO door): £39.50 x 2 & Service Fee: £6.60 x 2 &Venue Facility Fee: £3.25 x 2 = Total £98.70 from Ticketmaster.

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