Ria Lina "Riabellion", The Stand, Glasgow. Sunday 22nd February, 2026.

A Sunday afternoon show.

As seems to be the norm at The Stand now, the room's doors didn't open at the advertised time. We got there for three, anyway, just in case, and had a drink while we waited. Arriving early at least meant we got a seat in the bar. We joined the queue when it stretched from the corridor into the bar area, and we got in at approximately 3:40 pm for a 4pm start.

The curtain had been pulled across the back of the room, so it wasn't going to be a sellout. We sat at a table near the doors, in case the show overran and we needed to make a quick exit (the show was billed as finishing at 5.40; the last subway was at 6).  

Disapppointingly there was no support act. Fred MacAulay had opened for her in Edinburgh, and he was billed to appear at the Stand's Sunday Service that evening, so I'd hoped he'd be there to give us twenty, but no. Instead, we got extra Ria, which is no bad thing.

In this section, she did the usual, crowdwork mixed in with pre-prepared topical material, mainly about Andrew, the nonce formerly known as Prince. The front row were all foreigners: two Australians, a Lithuanian, a Georgian, and a Dutchman. So much for Brexit, she quipped.

After the fifteen-minute interval, she treated us to her tour show, an hour of outrage and anger directed at the world and her family life, due in part to her being divorced, single, a parent of three and perimenopausal. 

I'd seen the WIP last year and watched the Edinburgh livestream, so I knew most of the material. While I enjoyed Ria's performance, it failed to elevate in the room, possibly due to the smaller audience. Occasional stunned silences were met with incredulity by Ria, who'd expected a bigger laugh. I don't remember these silences being built into the show, even though she had a comeback ready.  

The dance she did as a closer made the point that, as a perimenopausal woman, she didn't care what we thought. I felt it would have worked better if she'd invited others on stage to share in her freedom, making the ending a bigger celebration.    

Her jokes were funny and well-told, but I never fully engaged with the material. Despite making certain bits sciency with talk about the reactions of specific hormones, it still felt like she was playing to half the room. I'd rate the show three stars. 

We nipped away as soon as the show was over, as we didn't have time to meet Ria afterwards (she hadn't brought merch because it would have cost too much to fly it up with her, but she did pose for selfies and had badges to give away). Despite our swift departure, we still missed the last inner line train to Ibrox, so we had to go all the way around on the outer line. This, plus the motorway traffic being a mess, meant we didn't get back till nearly 7 pm. 

Not ideal.

The dogs were starving.

Ticket Price (in advance): £17 x2 + Booking Fee £1.60 = Total £35.60 from The Stand website.

 

Star Wars at The Riverside Museum, Glasgow. Thursday 23rd January, 2024

A long time ago, in a memory far, far away, I was taken on a trip to the Transport Museum beside the Kelvin Hall. I didn't find it very exciting, given that I was a preteen and too young to appreciate the history on display. I got more excited about the Christmas Carnival next door, with its waltzers, carousels and novelty game stalls. Back then, it also had the Circus, complete with clowns, acrobats and performing animals. I still remember the stink from the elephant enclosure.

Link to Circus images from Glasgow World.

When the Transport Museum closed, the council constructed a new exhibition venue on the Clyde waterfront near the SECC. It opened in 2011, but I hadn't felt the pull to revisit... until now. Nearly fifty years later. Can you guess why? 

A Star Wars exhibition had arrived, running until April 6th. And it was free (except for the parking).

  

We arrived just after opening at 10.12 am and paid £5 (in coins) to park for 1-2hrs. The car park wasn't too busy, although there were more people inside the venue than I expected for a school day. I'm glad we went when we did, though, because it got a whole lot busier later.

The building is huge and packed with exhibits of all shapes and sizes. The layout is creative and makes good use of space. It also uses its height well. There is so much to read and interact with. 

The first area to grab my attention was a walk down a Glasgow street of yesteryear, with shops on both sides and old-time vehicles sitting on the cobbles. I felt a sense of wonder as I stepped through each shop door. The shop interiors had wooden counters and fittings, with display cases showing the type of products they would have sold. It genuinely felt like time travel. Sitting on the old Underground carriages was moving (even if we weren't). 

   

The view from inside the photographer's camera

After the wonder of the street, we turned a corner and found the Star Wars display. The Tie Fighter was impressive, but the rest of the display was somewhat lifeless, leaving me underwhelmed. It might have looked better if they'd obscured the building's pipework and roof, perhaps with a starscape curtain.

The variety and volume of other exhibits assuaged my disappointment. The two walls of motorcycles were imposing. 

Then, there were the public transport vehicles that filled the corridor and the bicycles suspended from the ceiling in a circuit.

We moved forward in time again to the next generation of Underground train, the other end of the carriage showing a reel of what it was like back then. The conversations were pure Glasgow and fascinating to listen to. I was surprised by the 'No Spitting' sign, but the explanation wasn't far away.

  

We moved on to explore more rooms, such as the Bicycle Shop...

The Goodies could have had an extra member (!)
with that four-seater

The Picture House...

and my fave, the Record Store!

 

As part of their "Dirty Deeds" European/Oz Tour in 1976.
Look at that ticket price!

There were toy vehicles, too.

And a Garage (check out the car prices). 

And then a variety of every type of vehicle you can think of.

 

As we strolled around the exhibits, it was easy to miss something behind us. It's worth taking your time to take everything in. There are so many surprises around every corner. 

Such as more Star Wars displays!

You'll find these in different locations across the hall, almost as if they are all on separate planets in a galaxy far, far away. 

We didn't buy anything from the shop, and the cafes were all busy, so we headed off elsewhere for a drink and a bite to eat. 

It was a wonderful trip. This time, I could enjoy and appreciate the history. I'd highly recommend it, even if you are not into Star Wars.