The one thing you can expect from a Sam Campbell show is for it to be unpredictable. He sets the tone with his pre-show music, playing an album by Parchís, a shrill 80s children's musical group from Spain, who sound like the lovechildren of The Banana Splits and Pinky and Perky.
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| Parchís |
The stage is busy, with a bobbing toy duck on a pedestal, dunking its beak into a glass of water, the activity livestreaming on the big screen at the back of the stage. A substantial wooden desk holds a monitor and a laptop. Beside that is a display stand of plastic sunglasses. Then there's the table bearing the sign "Wet Wipes", upon which is a row of ten open bottles of wet wipes. Finally, on the right is a bizarre tri-legged artwork containing a badly hand-drawn portrait of Sam. Comical slides, particular to the King's, intermittently interrupt the duck live feed to keep us amused while we wait for the show to begin.
A slide pops up asking us to select our opening act, with the link taking us to a poll with options like Slash, Jackie Chan, and The Old Lady. Tonight, we got Friendy, a toy puppet, whose face was filtered onto Sam's on the screen to provide its expressions. Fortunately, the act didn't last long once the joke wore thin.
Aussie comic Jordan Sharp played Sam's assistant, channelling his inner Joe Wilkinson by wearing a suit and growing a messy full beard. His tasks included starting the video feeds and occasionally filming proceedings, such as when Sam went into the audience to kiss some bald heads.
In the first act, a member of staff came on to inform Sam that a fire alarm was about to go off. Cue some messing around with the alarm sounds. I thought I recognised the woman as comedian Kate Dolan, recent winner of the Comedians' Award at the Edinburgh Fringe (I'll never forgive her for targeting me at the BBC New Comedy Awards during their Barrowland heat).
I was proved correct in the second half, which, for reasons I won't spoil, she got to perform for the audience, at least until Sam reappeared in one of the boxes upstairs. I thought this was a clever way to incorporate the support act's slot into the show.
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| Kate Dolan |
In between all this, Sam throws out zingers, interacts with the video screen and the audience, and shows us videos he's made. He delivers everything in his manic style. I struggle to make out everything he says, partly because he doesn't always speak clearly and because the sound in the room isn't great (again), but what I do comprehend is funny as fuck.
One typical moment at the start had Sam arrive on stage wearing no trousers. Realising his gaffe, he pulls out a wet wipe from every bottle, venting his frustration as he throws each one away. Assistant Jordan then produces an extra-large wet wipe bottle, and Sam pulls out what turns out to be a pair of trousers. The glass of water the duck had been dunking its beak into turned out to be rubber, as we discover when Sam tries to lift it and stretches it out. He had loads of these sight gags.
My wife enjoyed the show but confessed she wouldn't bother seeing him again. I, on the other hand, delighted in his unpredictability. The only section that disappointed me was the finale. I'd seen him do the phone-number bit and the firing gloves into the audience before (this time he used inflated washing-up gloves rather than water-filled surgical gloves). His long, meandering tale at the end had a weak payoff, more an exercise in making the journey than reaching the destination.
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