Tuesday, 7 May 2024

Kelly Jones, 'Inevitable Incredible', City Halls, Glasgow. 8.30 pm show, Tuesday 7th May, 2024


I nearly confused Glasgow's City Halls with the City's Trade Halls. Fortunately, my wife knew where we were going. We pre-booked dinner at Koolba in Candleriggs overlooking the venue. After a delicious (but not cheap) meal, we joined the queue, which, by the time the doors opened, had stretched the length of the road, then around the corner and folded a couple of times inside the nearby open-air car park.

The sound of waves rolling across a sea played in the room as we waited. We had superb seats in the middle of the second row of the stalls. I have to admit I was gutted that cameras were prohibited during the performance, as my view was fantastic. There was one empty seat in front of me on the front row. A woman clutching a grey polythene bag spoke to the gentlemen to its left, then sat down. I overheard her confess to the lady on the right that her actual seat was at the back. Total chancer! I think she really loved Kelly, though, the way she swooned to the music throughout.
  
Kelly wanted it to be an intimate, relaxed show and for everyone to be present. Joining him on stage were three violinists, one cellist, Richard from Stereophonics on bass, a keyboardist, and a drummer, who also played the slide guitar. To be honest, everyone chipped in depending on what was needed, switching instruments as necessary, with even one of the road crew members playing the organ at one point and another on the tambourine. 

Kelly was in a wry mood at the piano as he explained how the album came about. He had been telling bedtime stories to his youngest son, and afterwards, the music came to him. He recorded it quickly to capture its spiritual essence in a studio on an island in Norway, just him, an engineer and music techie. He also explained he'd wandered around our fair city that afternoon. Bought a pair of Doc Martens. Then he quipped, "Probably take them back tomorrow". 

The lighting was subtle and subdued during the first section. The crowd remained quiet, respectful and appreciative. However, during the encore, as the lights grew brighter, illuminating the hall, some punters took this as an opportunity to shout out whenever the music quietened. Others fingerwhistled. I strongly suspect alcohol was involved in their enjoyment. Fortunately, none were so close as to upset me.

Kelly performed the second encore on his own, just him and a guitar. Playing a medley of Stereophonics hits, the crowd danced, sang, and took pictures. I snapped a few myself while remaining seated (my back is still not right).

It may only have lasted an hour and twenty minutes, but it was incredible.   

Setlist:
Inevitable Incredible
Turn Bad To Good
Time’s Running Away
Echowrecked
Sometimes You Fly Like The Wind
Monsters In The House
May I Come Home From My War
The Beast Will Be What The Beast Will Be

Encore:
Restless Mind (Stereophonics song) (Kelly on harmonica)
Boy on a Bike (Stereophonics song)
Fly Like an Eagle (Stereophonics song)
This Life Ain't Easy (But It's the One That We All Got) (Stereophonics song)
Make Friends With the Morning (Stereophonics song)

Encore 2:
Medley of Stereophonics hits (Kelly solo on electric guitar) 


Out of shot: Violin stands to the left,
drumkit and slide guitar to the right

The lucky lady on the right
bagged the stage setlist after the show

The bag they gave us to seal away our phones - unused.
Setlist:
Inevitable Incredible
Turn Bad To Good
Time’s Running Away
Echowrecked
Sometimes You Fly Like The Wind
Monsters In The House
May I Come Home From My War
The Beast Will Be What The Beast Will Be

Encore:
Restless Mind (Stereophonics song) (Kelly on harmonica)
Boy on a Bike (Stereophonics song)
Fly Like an Eagle (Stereophonics song)
This Life Ain't Easy (But It's the One That We All Got) (Stereophonics song)
Make Friends With the Morning (Stereophonics song)

Encore 2:
Dakota/ (Others)/ Maybe Tomorrow (Stereophonics songs)

Ticket Price: £60.50


 Blurb

Kelly Jones (9pm)

Doors: 8.30pm

Stereophonics frontman Kelly Jones will perform two, hour-long intimate concerts at City Halls on Tuesday, 7 May 2024.

This page is for the performance at 9pm. Kelly will also perform at 7pm

These stripped-back performances are in support of his new solo album, Inevitable Incredible.

‘Inevitable Incredible’ sees Kelly writing primarily on the piano for the first time between October and December of 2022. After three months of wrestling haunting melodies from his piano and writing emotional, soul searching and always brutally honest lyrics into his notebook, Kelly found himself with an album’s worth of material. Material he never set out to create, but knew he needed to see through to completion, and complete quickly to capture the raw essence of what he’d created. He disembarked to the beautiful, secluded expanses of Ocean Sound studio in Norway, tucked away on a tiny remote island in the North Sea. With just his studio engineer and backline technician with him, the stunning stillness of the surroundings and vast expanses of wilderness, informed a six-day recording session that perfectly captured the emotional depths and soul searching that was born from those late-night piano sessions.

Over its eight songs, ‘Inevitable Incredible’ takes the listener on an engrossing journey that gives an intimate insight into an artist who is not content to rest on his laurels. 

Speaking of ‘Inevitable Incredible’ Jones says: ‘The remote surroundings of the island studio allowed the songs to come to life and breathe, no distractions, it was such a new experience. There were no expectations for how the songs should sound. Just let the emotion and vulnerability I put into writing those songs come to life. The weather could change in a minute and there was little to no contact with the outside world. All this influenced how the songs came to be. It was a truly cathartic experience. I feel like I left it all out there on these songs.’

Please note mobile phone use will be restricted in the performance area of the venue.

Friday, 3 May 2024

Take That, "This Life on Tour". OVO Hydro, Friday 3rd May, 2024.

My back has been giving me jip for a few weeks now. When it spasms, the pain is excruciating, so I've taken to wearing a back brace for extra protection. Arriving at the Hydro, I was concerned that I'd have to explain why my lower back triggered the security wand, anticipating having to reveal the big blue corset. Those fears were unfounded, however, as I received only the briefest of manual frisks. 

Inside, my wife spotted a display notice stating Olly Murs would not be performing tonight (his BA flight had been initially delayed, then subsequently cancelled). This prompted speculation between us as to who they could get at such short notice, imagining all kinds of local acts. None of us predicted the eventual candidate.

Sitting in Section 204, one level up, waiting for the show to begin, we were transported back in time by the infomercials playing intermittently on the screens. These 60s-styled adverts, cheesy in the extreme, allowed the Take That boys to ham it up big time, ending each spot with the tagline - "Because This Life is Yours". The 60s music playing in between further enhanced this retro atmosphere, setting the stage for a night of pure entertainment. 

Ross King, the unexpected hero of the night, walked on stage to announce Olly Murs' absence and the series of events that led to finding his replacement. It was a twist of fate, as Ross had been in the bar at the Radisson Red hotel when he received a call from Gary Barlow, asking if he knew of anyone who could step in for the delayed Olly. Ross, with a hint of mischief, suggested the guy playing here is very good. Little did we know, this would be the start of an unforgettable performance.

Daniel Rooney, from Cambuslang, went from playing in pubs and bars to opening for Take That in front of over twelve thousand fans in the space of one conversation. The experience didn't phase him in the slightest. Playing covers of well-known songs, he instantly won over the crowd and became a star for the evening. Ross King joined him at the end for a couple of tunes, with Ross singing (stretching that definition).

Daniel Rooney

Later, Daniel received a hero's ovation as the crowd spotted him heading for his seat. Many took pictures and selfies with him. 

The view from Section 204,
(note the walkway suspended from the roof)

During the interval, a girl sitting behind me, who sounded like she was from a rougher part of Glasgow, started to vape. I was taken aback by the swift response from the parent (not hers) sitting nearby on the same row. Blasting her, she declared, 'No! You do not do that here." The girl's non-verbal response was met with another rebuke. "Don't roll your eyes at me! My young daughter is sitting right beside you. Do not do that horrible habit in front of her."  Message delivered; threat made clear; no further vaping occurred. Bravo, middle-class, entitled parent! 

The stage layout intrigued me. Stairs led down from the rear of the central TV box, which appeared to be able to split, a line dividing its middle. Grooves in the floor suggested the box could slide. On the ceiling, an extended platform, with stairs at either end, stretched the length of the hall, offering a potential passage to the B stage. The screen at the back of the stage was huge. It was apparent a lot of our ticket money had been spent on the production rather than simply transferred into the boys' bank accounts.

The hall lights go down, snow (like that from the can the boys had advertised earlier) begins to fall on the stage, and the spinning 'This Life' logo dissolves to static on the television screen as the opening bars of Keep Your Head Up play on a piano. As the vocals begin, the image of the three boys becomes clearer within the static. The screen splits, the two sides turning to form a wedge, and the three of them step forward as one, holding microphones to their mouths, faces still in shadow, only illuminated by a bank of lights from behind. A wind blows through the gap, surging the snow forward, growing stronger until a gale blows through, sending the snow flurries far across the audience. The big screen then awakens to show them singing. As the song finishes, a small drum kit rises up onto the stage, ready for use during the following number. A stunning opening.

They continued with a few more recent numbers before heading back in time to the beginning with Everything Changes. Dressed in bright-coloured costumes, they whizzed through their career, playing up the retro 60's theme with old-school chunky television cameras on stage. For the section after the band split up, each member got to play one of their songs from the time, triggering a number of people to use the opportunity to restock their tumblers or empty their bladders, surely not a comment on the performances. Howard was actually in fine voice tonight, strongly carrying some of the songs. 

The movable stairs were used well on numerous songs, notably Shine and Relight My Fire (where they were actually on fire). I was impressed by the walkway's descent with its explosion of streamers and beaming spotlights. The square B stage secretly held a rising turntable, giving that section of the show added spectacle. The fountains at the front of the main stage were suitably impressive, too. 

I was surprised by how well the new material integrated with the old stuff. With the clever staging and great performances, this show was truly amazing. My photos don't do it justice.

Money well spent.

Videos (on YouTube)

Keep Your Head Up

Shine

Greatest Day

Hold Up A Light

Rule The World

Setlist

Keep Your Head Up
Windows
Giants
Days I Hate Myself
Everything Changes
Sure
Shine
A Million Love Songs
I Found Heaven
Pray
Forever Love (Gary Barlow song)
Clementine (Mark Owen song)
Speak Without Words (Howard Donald song)
Patience
The Flood
Get Ready for It
March of the Hopeful
The Champion
This Life

B Stage
Greatest Day (Walking to B Stage)
These Days
Time and Time Again
Relight My Fire (Dan Hartman cover) (Back to main stage)

Main Stage
One More Word
Hold Up a Light
Back for Good
Never Forget
Rule the World

Ticket Price: £128.20 (inc Fees) from Ticketmaster

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The queue to get out again

Thursday, 2 May 2024

Fin Taylor "Ask Your Mother" Tour. The Stand, Glasgow. Thursday 2nd May, 2024.

I didn't get my favoured seat at The Stand tonight. Traffic woes on Byres Road delayed our arrival, so we ended up joining the queue around the corner of the building. I could still see the comedian clearly, so no biggie. 

He's not on stage yet.

Susan Riddell opened the show. I'd forgotten entirely that I'd seen her perform at the GICF Gala until I checked this blog site. The material was fresh. She talked about being single; the problem with dating apps; and got a warm response for a punchline where she yodelled. An assured performer, she won the room. 

Fin is not a comedian who appeals to everyone. He is transgressive (I don't mean that he's aggressive toward trans people) in that he draws his own line for topic acceptability. It's dark. He opened with paedophilia, discussed the confusion about what constitutes grooming, swirled around the plug hole of all forms of mental health and related how he'd take a bullet for his kids, with him firing the gun. Then he related some thoughts about modern-day Auschwitz (which oven does the cafe use?) and finished with some 'Dad' jokes. 

Sometimes, I wasn't sure if it was appropriate to laugh. Was he punching down or finding laughs from the situation? Most in the room didn't seem to care, generating big laughs. 

I admit I found him funny. I laughed, even when I shouldn't. Not many comedians are prepared to venture into those dark areas, so I commend him for doing so. Definitely an acquired taste.


Ticket Price £14.00 plus 80p booking fee direct from The Stand